heard Amit taking resolutions in the office...........
1. no fast driving in the city(Italian Fiat elegant.its blessed with the speedy meter stuck to 60..that's it..........nor Bangalore city traffic allows you to do that anyways)**conditions apply till the fifth resolution is full filled
2. buy at least 8 plants.(and do what? are they gonna grow in the 6"x6" pots...they gonna die once the roots fill up the pot..)
3. no plastic(he made this statement while speaking on the phone)
4. not to use words like moron, flower pot(my nick name) and shut up.(the most offensive word of all)..
5.the best resolution of all...the next best car he would wanna buy would be "PORSCHE 911 GT" . he owns miniature model of the same already.
last but not the least no resolutions till he full fills the above mentioned.
Maya Nair.
1.No criminal expenditure.(like buying color pencils worth 7 k , a phaidon book of architecture worth 10k or shopping for a jacket worth 4 k......)
2. no fancy food(includes Italian food supplied by casa picola(Richmond road).)
to avoid the above she is allowed to steal any body's lunch box at any given time.
3.last but not the least,to start off on her own as a free lancer(which we have been hearing from 3 yrs now)
Lumina cleetus
1. to realise that corn flakes are no breakfast( corn flakes are just the morning snacks which you eat much before breakfast or its just a travelling snack..)
2. to cleanse her vocabulary( avoid the most self offensive word"oh shit man")
3.Plan well for the dates with the flooring (chamaraj pet to be very specific)
4. look straight into the photographers eyes.(come on now she has no permanent squint)
5. to work hard on her flirting skills with the auto drivers.
6.to put a little sense into jai shankar's head..(which all the patrons of fulcrum studio have been trying to do since i was 15 i am 22 now. so you know some times things can go beyond human expectations. but lumi's Patience to be appreciated.)
jai shankar.
1. to be ever ready for a goof up which he has been doing since (not to specific about dates. his goof up includes getting 90 sets of drawings instead of 9 sets.
buying 2 different sandwiches from 2 different places for the same person for a lunch.
2.to fill his room up with some more pictures of actress to be more specific south Indian one's.
3. not to forget buying mid day to improving his seeing skills.(reading is out of question coz firstly nothing to read nor he can read)
4.to reach office a little early in order to buy lunch for us on time else land up eating lunch at 4:30 pm.
swathi(the looser in the making)
well last but not the least :its my turn.
to reach office at least by 10:10 at the latest.
complete drawings before i get beaten up.
eat healthy food, you know what i mean healthy food.
to keep a vigil of my foul language ,not to loose my temper in no time.
use money cautiously( i mean my bank card to avoid the balance of 32.50 ps on the ATM screen)
avoid clothes flying and hanging on my ceiling fan.
no more plastic ( imagine atm cards made out of dried leaves )
keep a check on my sarcasm ( to reduce it by 1% by the end of the yr, so i can claim i am not very sarcastic which means i am just 99% sarcastic)duhhhhh
not to use post it as a scribbling pad, organise my files In order to help my colleagues on my absence. well i have just realised resolutions are to very hard to follow..so decided to scrap the above and live life the way it progressed last yr.....
cheers for reading ie ........only if you did.
other wise why did you bother to click on the link
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooser.
lol's
spread peace.
love life.
voilance with in helps reach destiny.
try hard.
kill desire.
am high...
cheers
Tuesday, January 01, 2008
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