vo ice..peeeee phal

I realised how dumb I can get in recognizing voices, I tumble, flip and flop when I have to do that once in a while. And when frustrated out of my wits, people believe me I can’t differentiate a cat to an elephant. Frustrated coz when you go all the way to yashwantpur railway station to drop off a creature that was almost your better half in crime, you expect a cheap type msg saying “Reached, safe and sound. Not that I am worried, it’s just for the records you see. I like to be organized… (On that note now I remember where I lost my bike keys...Oops) well I did want to poke fun of this creature that traveled all the way till hyd with no bloody proof of ticket which was booked online…
People that’s what is called attitude or gusto …..
Well I finally managed getting this retards contact no by evening, from a delicate darling who messaged me the number after 1 hour of my frustrated call… man people and their pace of life.. I like it…… aweeee … (people get the rear sides off quickly)……. Finally a call MADE…. Heard this almost familiar voice after 4 rings on the phone, with no second thought I started of with my marathon of giving a mouthful in spite of the person on the other keeping himself numb even after using the famous F word (loud and clear ).
With a gentle sweet voice this person outsource the job of listening to non stop shit to his son (whom I had to speak to, well had to yell at in fact) well I go blank, actually blood less in no time, trying to apologize the wrong person for giving mouthful to a wrong person.. What was I thinking? Was I thinking ET all…?
Man, life is like this... Wrong time, wrong people... Wrong places…. Wrong words too…. (Well the F word was not at all necessary for sure, at least with his dad )


Finally loved my goofup... the best in the list for the week I can say……actually .............
What can beat going to a photo studio and flashing a bill to get a cd in return, but the person returns a broad blank face and hands the bill. To my own disaster, I see the bill only to realize the words “amalgamated coffee works” courtesy café coffee day
2 doughnuts
2 spinach and corn sandwiches
12% tax


…cheers cheers cheers……

male bashing ........

Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...well deserved stuff for sure guys.i mean for guys...........

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
swathi: are we comparing two extreme things, well puppies are cute.
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
swathi: what a dumb question ?
A: Because they are...


Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
swathi: hmmm... tiles make atleast something look good....
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hitThe ground first?
swathi: do i care?
A: Who cares?????.. ...

Q: What did God say after he created man?
swathi: oops what a mistake.........
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
swathi: we just hope they exist.
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
swathi: do they have their own business at all... A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
swathi: i have up thinking
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have noIntention of driving, am sure dogs are gonna sue me for comparing them to men.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!! (have you not been shopping around for christmas)

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract. newton's law damm it.....