male bashing ........

Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...well deserved stuff for sure guys.i mean for guys...........

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
swathi: are we comparing two extreme things, well puppies are cute.
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
swathi: what a dumb question ?
A: Because they are...


Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
swathi: hmmm... tiles make atleast something look good....
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hitThe ground first?
swathi: do i care?
A: Who cares?????.. ...

Q: What did God say after he created man?
swathi: oops what a mistake.........
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
swathi: we just hope they exist.
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
swathi: do they have their own business at all... A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
swathi: i have up thinking
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have noIntention of driving, am sure dogs are gonna sue me for comparing them to men.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!! (have you not been shopping around for christmas)

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract. newton's law damm it.....