vo ice..peeeee phal

I realised how dumb I can get in recognizing voices, I tumble, flip and flop when I have to do that once in a while. And when frustrated out of my wits, people believe me I can’t differentiate a cat to an elephant. Frustrated coz when you go all the way to yashwantpur railway station to drop off a creature that was almost your better half in crime, you expect a cheap type msg saying “Reached, safe and sound. Not that I am worried, it’s just for the records you see. I like to be organized… (On that note now I remember where I lost my bike keys...Oops) well I did want to poke fun of this creature that traveled all the way till hyd with no bloody proof of ticket which was booked online…
People that’s what is called attitude or gusto …..
Well I finally managed getting this retards contact no by evening, from a delicate darling who messaged me the number after 1 hour of my frustrated call… man people and their pace of life.. I like it…… aweeee … (people get the rear sides off quickly)……. Finally a call MADE…. Heard this almost familiar voice after 4 rings on the phone, with no second thought I started of with my marathon of giving a mouthful in spite of the person on the other keeping himself numb even after using the famous F word (loud and clear ).
With a gentle sweet voice this person outsource the job of listening to non stop shit to his son (whom I had to speak to, well had to yell at in fact) well I go blank, actually blood less in no time, trying to apologize the wrong person for giving mouthful to a wrong person.. What was I thinking? Was I thinking ET all…?
Man, life is like this... Wrong time, wrong people... Wrong places…. Wrong words too…. (Well the F word was not at all necessary for sure, at least with his dad )


Finally loved my goofup... the best in the list for the week I can say……actually .............
What can beat going to a photo studio and flashing a bill to get a cd in return, but the person returns a broad blank face and hands the bill. To my own disaster, I see the bill only to realize the words “amalgamated coffee works” courtesy café coffee day
2 doughnuts
2 spinach and corn sandwiches
12% tax


…cheers cheers cheers……