vo ice..peeeee phal

I realised how dumb I can get in recognizing voices, I tumble, flip and flop when I have to do that once in a while. And when frustrated out of my wits, people believe me I can’t differentiate a cat to an elephant. Frustrated coz when you go all the way to yashwantpur railway station to drop off a creature that was almost your better half in crime, you expect a cheap type msg saying “Reached, safe and sound. Not that I am worried, it’s just for the records you see. I like to be organized… (On that note now I remember where I lost my bike keys...Oops) well I did want to poke fun of this creature that traveled all the way till hyd with no bloody proof of ticket which was booked online…
People that’s what is called attitude or gusto …..
Well I finally managed getting this retards contact no by evening, from a delicate darling who messaged me the number after 1 hour of my frustrated call… man people and their pace of life.. I like it…… aweeee … (people get the rear sides off quickly)……. Finally a call MADE…. Heard this almost familiar voice after 4 rings on the phone, with no second thought I started of with my marathon of giving a mouthful in spite of the person on the other keeping himself numb even after using the famous F word (loud and clear ).
With a gentle sweet voice this person outsource the job of listening to non stop shit to his son (whom I had to speak to, well had to yell at in fact) well I go blank, actually blood less in no time, trying to apologize the wrong person for giving mouthful to a wrong person.. What was I thinking? Was I thinking ET all…?
Man, life is like this... Wrong time, wrong people... Wrong places…. Wrong words too…. (Well the F word was not at all necessary for sure, at least with his dad )


Finally loved my goofup... the best in the list for the week I can say……actually .............
What can beat going to a photo studio and flashing a bill to get a cd in return, but the person returns a broad blank face and hands the bill. To my own disaster, I see the bill only to realize the words “amalgamated coffee works” courtesy café coffee day
2 doughnuts
2 spinach and corn sandwiches
12% tax


…cheers cheers cheers……

male bashing ........

Time for some male bashing..... (For a change)...well deserved stuff for sure guys.i mean for guys...........

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
swathi: are we comparing two extreme things, well puppies are cute.
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
swathi: what a dumb question ?
A: Because they are...


Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
swathi: hmmm... tiles make atleast something look good....
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hitThe ground first?
swathi: do i care?
A: Who cares?????.. ...

Q: What did God say after he created man?
swathi: oops what a mistake.........
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
swathi: we just hope they exist.
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
swathi: do they have their own business at all... A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
swathi: i have up thinking
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have noIntention of driving, am sure dogs are gonna sue me for comparing them to men.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!! (have you not been shopping around for christmas)

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract. newton's law damm it.....

all thanks to my pox.

well .....the day ended smootly after a super lunch date with spd over a gyaan session.
need i remind my self about the website (about which i blabbered when high on wine)
hell ya. life can get sadistic with your one ideas back firing at you.
trust me on that.
like my waxing pains(dont get taken back with the term waxing pains)
running out of an expensive restaurent after realising a can of water bottle there was worth a litre of petrol.
running into a parked car and apologising , thinking it was human being.
meeting somebody for the first time with total messed up hair( mind you .. i lost my hair clip on the way to meet this person) impression made, bad one thou.
well the guy who i managed meeting , just before the day i got pox or did i get pox after meeting him?
question un answered.
day of glory..
remembered and cherished.
not the day i got rid of the pox ,but the day i went to get a waxing after the pox.
man..
life was smooth till i realised , one day that self grooming is key to success, and i needed to get my flashy skin back.( well.. as i always believe certain things come with a price tag)
needed to feel fresh, so fixed an appointment and landed at the parlour on time(well.. on my time ie: late by 15 min) luckily

matrimonial(maa tree moon eal)

- Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don't have female,If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a goodeducation but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcometo my heart...when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send uletter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar
(hell ya ...)
~*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa stateshe is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework(Homework?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. shemay never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which theentire life can run smoothly. thank you(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!) (for ever)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should haveone brother and one sister. she should be educated.(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
(service or network)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. Ilove to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. Iam looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i lovemyself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........holdmy hand forever !!!(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck nowi am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~My wife should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerras in KSBKBT......(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding toomuch,ain't he?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in housebut while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell...)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TOLOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REALMESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEYMUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULDNOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.(all of us are loughing{laughing})~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someonebride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this shewould be called the woman of the lamp(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i lovethepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person issuffering from "Ok-syndrome")~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CARAND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK(the "ok syndrome" again)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mothersister complity marred(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married'completely'?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent.iam doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence atkalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaespleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes(height of desperation! J )~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or shehavea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey.IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you arebeautiful.butiam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam agood guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR.bye bye.(uttama purushan)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.(No comments)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT.(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.idivorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the goodminded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other casteaccepted ...(but credit cards not accepted..???)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service(Zebra..???)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i'm looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lotshould be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find abride.I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will getonesoon.)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.because girl is the maharani.(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which notpaying salary at present.(Any takers again?)

well....... i pray to god that these guys never in their life get married or find their soul (hole) mates.

may their souls rest in peace.

jobless..again...............

mum is not buying me anymore books............... i finish reading full fledged 300 pages book in no time(over nite ie. 4 hours) on this reading marathon i managed reading 6 books by the same author. needed some kind of inspiration to start the art work... inspired by street children and pain i managed doing a certain sketch and asusual no good end results. i have no clue weather i got into the habit of doing things fast or am i in a haste to finish things. seriously. the minute i finish some thing , the brain becomes idle .

do i need to talk about it...aweee...give me a break.

new addiction. squash..

thats the only game you can play with absolutly no partner.

and take out all the frustration you can and you have.

well do i have any frustration other than cribbing about feeling jobless .

The wotk on site is in a decent pace, not to worry.

do i have to worry about boi friends...nah.i dont have any.....

welll i need some thing to keep my self occupied.

so some body speak to my mum..

ask her to buy me books.........aweeeeeeeeeeeee....am frustrated.

well thats the fruit of frustration.,the sketch.

well not exactly.

what ever....

my new partner in crime.shilpa joined office on the 6th of jan, its been a ride from then.

good old pj's, faltoo songs and loads more of design critics.

madam enjoy's annoying people(exclusivly me) by calling out my name in the most horrible ways which includes swats, swatha, swa, suswa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,awe..what not...off late i have been called suswathi..oh my god..what have i done to deserve this.

well i suggesd husna that shilpa was a perfect fit for fulcrum, well i deserve that torture for doing this.

site visits come with loads more things(stars******) attached to it, in other words extended work hours , increased number of phone calls(why phone calls, why me ?why why why) free hindi classes and awesome ghalis(foul language)......... using words like bhaiya and shambalke(carefully) has become my routine. includes calling in pest contol to save the site and the expensive jaccuzi from the rodents.... polishers have there way with stories and songs, doing all the possible dance drama to get the polishers on site was like an oscar award on sanjay's site.

man life has been hectic , with Hindi classes and the foul language.

on a contrary been doing quite a lot of photography for the art work and as usual the story ended on a sad note(slr camera broke down) well the moral of the story "i dont deserve SLR camera. been craving to dance but found no good partner for the salsa class which started last month, so i decided to leran salsa atleast by the end of the yr.( i know its a long way off, but my confidence levels are low on finding a partner) may be i should bribe people into becoming ma partners(buying food and drink quite often. )welll idea went down the drain..not every body falls for food you see.

food ..

yes food it is

my addiction (food)

found yummy places(expensive as well)

spiga tops the list but its no more, so the spot light is on couch, overly hyped place with international interiors and below average food.

place seemed pretty neat but a complete nite place.

even the washrooms were done well.

then it was the famous f&b

well lit space. loads of natural light.

food was good.

major goofup

i was served with a chicken pasta.

aweeee.yes disaster it was.........

the food is a real retreat

interiors aweeeeeeeee..i like them

desserts stole the show.

goof up again

brownie (egg)

infinty

green tea and pasta.

safe bet

awesome pasta and momos

love the guy who attends

humble and sweet

complete zen

the only turn off

the smoking zone

and very few desserts to choose from(no egg)

lavelle junction(dont remember the name)

post modern interiors

arrogant Steward

good food

bottled water

heavy cheque.

these were all the places i visited in the past few days and drove my self bankrupt.

no money

no books

and yah...

how did i forget the hub of teenage drama

mocha

good sandwitches

neat drinks

filled with ,actually over pouring with teenagers , wanna be's and smoke

are we talking about mocha

yes we are .

bare feet

says it all..brain child of lumina.

her ideology of life being simple, if nothing big can be acheived by her, atleast she would want to do something in her simple own way.

talking about school going kids ( about the not so priviliged one's) who walk to school with a smile across their faces, excited to learn and explore.

Its quiet sad to see these little one's walk bare feet. as we all know how hard it is to walk a stRetch of earth with no shoes on, on a contrary we see these little ones walk miles together with nothing at all on their feet, these little ones need no luxuriEs of life but basic necessities for a more SAFER journey ahead of them called "LIFE".

Thats the motif of BARE FOOT. just to comfort and cushion these little

BARE FEET.

A
LOT MORE TO BE KNOWN. A LOT MORE TO BE HEARD AND READ OFF.
THIS IS JUST OUR FIRST MOVE.

LOVE PEACE
MAKE THE WORLD A SAFER PLACE.
CHEERS
US.
(FROM LETS WALK !)

laugh................ it cost's nothinguuuuuuuuuuuuuu...........

heard Amit taking resolutions in the office...........
1. no fast driving in the city(Italian Fiat elegant.its blessed with the speedy meter stuck to 60..that's it..........nor Bangalore city traffic allows you to do that anyways)**conditions apply till the fifth resolution is full filled
2. buy at least 8 plants.(and do what? are they gonna grow in the 6"x6" pots...they gonna die once the roots fill up the pot..)
3. no plastic(he made this statement while speaking on the phone)
4. not to use words like moron, flower pot(my nick name) and shut up.(the most offensive word of all)..
5.the best resolution of all...the next best car he would wanna buy would be "PORSCHE 911 GT" . he owns miniature model of the same already.
last but not the least no resolutions till he full fills the above mentioned.


Maya Nair.
1.No criminal expenditure.(like buying color pencils worth 7 k , a phaidon book of architecture worth 10k or shopping for a jacket worth 4 k......)

2. no fancy food(includes Italian food supplied by casa picola(Richmond road).)
to avoid the above she is allowed to steal any body's lunch box at any given time.

3.last but not the least,to start off on her own as a free lancer(which we have been hearing from 3 yrs now)

Lumina cleetus
1. to realise that corn flakes are no breakfast( corn flakes are just the morning snacks which you eat much before breakfast or its just a travelling snack..)

2. to cleanse her vocabulary( avoid the most self offensive word"oh shit man")

3.Plan well for the dates with the flooring (chamaraj pet to be very specific)

4. look straight into the photographers eyes.(come on now she has no permanent squint)

5. to work hard on her flirting skills with the auto drivers.

6.to put a little sense into jai shankar's head..(which all the patrons of fulcrum studio have been trying to do since i was 15 i am 22 now. so you know some times things can go beyond human expectations. but lumi's Patience to be appreciated.)


jai shankar.
1. to be ever ready for a goof up which he has been doing since (not to specific about dates. his goof up includes getting 90 sets of drawings instead of 9 sets.
buying 2 different sandwiches from 2 different places for the same person for a lunch.

2.to fill his room up with some more pictures of actress to be more specific south Indian one's.

3. not to forget buying mid day to improving his seeing skills.(reading is out of question coz firstly nothing to read nor he can read)

4.to reach office a little early in order to buy lunch for us on time else land up eating lunch at 4:30 pm.

swathi(the looser in the making)

well last but not the least :its my turn.
to reach office at least by 10:10 at the latest.
complete drawings before i get beaten up.
eat healthy food, you know what i mean healthy food.
to keep a vigil of my foul language ,not to loose my temper in no time.
use money cautiously( i mean my bank card to avoid the balance of 32.50 ps on the ATM screen)
avoid clothes flying and hanging on my ceiling fan.
no more plastic ( imagine atm cards made out of dried leaves )
keep a check on my sarcasm ( to reduce it by 1% by the end of the yr, so i can claim i am not very sarcastic which means i am just 99% sarcastic)duhhhhh
not to use post it as a scribbling pad, organise my files In order to help my colleagues on my absence. well i have just realised resolutions are to very hard to follow..so decided to scrap the above and live life the way it progressed last yr.....



cheers for reading ie ........only if you did.

other wise why did you bother to click on the link






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lol's
spread peace.
love life.
voilance with in helps reach destiny.
try hard.
kill desire.
am high...
cheers